Following
their army comedy Buck Privates,
Abbott and Costello’s momentum slumped somewhat in applying the same
irreverence to another forces branch with In
the Navy, a weaker comedy watered down unhelpfully by matinee idol singer
Dick Powell and the Andrews Sisters. Bud and Lou would continually rail against
Universal’s incessant watering down of their high-energy funny business with lame
love-interest sub-plots and musical interludes. (These got in the way of the
Marx Brothers early high-jinx as well). They regained their momentum with their
opening flirtation with the spooky in Hold
That Ghost, a haunted-house comedy of gangsters and ghouls.
Abbott and
Costello play a couple of temporary workers, Chuck and Ferdie, assigned by an
agency to a nightclub as relief waiters Jim Mullholland’s book points out that
the entire sequence was conceived after the film was shot – an obvious excuse
to shoehorn in a couple of those songs that the duo complained about. The
Andrews Sisters are pleasant enough crooning ‘Sweet Serenade’ but they are preceded
by the top-hat and tails of Ted Lewis who fronts his orchestra with a highly irritating,
swooping speak-sung rendition of ‘Me and My Shadow’ that begs for him to be
engulfed by it – not to mention the questionable tactic of giving him a black
side-kick.
Immediately
the twosome fall foul of the frosty Maitre D, Mischa Auer, who’d already parlayed his ‘mad
Russian’ persona into a hugely-busy career (last seen here in The Monster Walks - see my earlier
review – a stink-bomb that was the first of 16 films IMDB credited him with in
1932 alone). Our first sight of the boys is on their knees in the kitchen
playing cards with the other staff. Off-screen, their shared passion for
gambling ultimately drained both men of a vast amount of their considerable
earnings. Here they have nothing to lose, which doesn’t stop Bud lecturing Lou
overbearingly about the correct way to wait on tables. Lou fits comfortably
into their established dynamic of being the over-literal, dimwit man-boy. The polished
gags work pretty well - Ferdie confuses Chuck’s bullet-point cues of how to
convert a customer’s price objection:
‘I oughtta
punch you on the nose’
‘If you don’t
someone else will’
Ferdie also gauchely
misreads a young lady’s secret dinner with a sugar daddy as being his real
daughter. American TV stations usually edited out these prologue scenes which
is really no-one’s loss.
The real
plot begins when Chuck and Ferdie are relegated to gas-station attendants.
Ferdie characteristically misunderstands Ethyl as a person not a fuel,
reasoning that if a driver asked for it: “I’d tell them it’s her day off”.
Public Enemy Number One, gangster Moose Matson (William B. Davidson) pulls in
for gas and the boys are swiftly embroiled into driving him through a
police-chase that ends with the gut-shot Matson gifting them with his Last Will
and Testament. This leads to my favourite gag in the picture: as the solicitor reads
the will, instead of being set out in the usual legalese, it is blended with a
transcript of Matson’s own Damon Runyon-esque gangster lingo ‘wherein I can’t
tell my friends from stoolies, leeches or chisellers’, made funnier by the
solicitor’s dead-pan formal delivery.
After it
sinks in that Abbott and Costello have inherited Matson’s rural hotel as the
last people to have been in contact with him, they are assisted by a colleague
of the executor, the shady Charlie Smith played by Marc Lawrence, who lived to
the ripe old age of 95, allowing his career to stretch from 1932 to the old
motel owner in From Dusk till Dawn
and beyond. He makes veiled remarks about how “It’ll be a pleasure to take you
boys for a ride”.
Smith sets them up, in more ways than one, with a long cab journey
to the hotel that along for the rise picks up other passengers: the prissy
health-nut Doctor Jackson (The Creature from
the Black Lagoon’s hero, Richard Carlson), love interest Norma Lind
(Universal’s horror stalwart Evelyn Ankers) and the stand-out of the ensemble -
Joan Davis as Camille Brewster.
Three
Stooges should keep a look-out for Shemp Howard as the sourpuss drug store soda
jerk.
Davis is the
highlight of the film, a terrific daffy comedienne with a sassy one-of-the-boys
manner. Her life was tragically cut short at just 48 from a heart-attack in
1961, followed two years later by a horrific fire that killed her mother,
daughter and her two grandsons. Hold That
Ghost is a great showcase for how she lit up the screen in her brief life.
I’d never seen her work before but she is a wonderful foil to Lou – their pastiche
of Fred and Ginger’s effortless elegance dancing to the tune of ‘The Blue
Danube’ in the hotel is a genuinely funny set-piece, continually scuppered by
collisions and prat-falls. Her character is a radio horror actor much like Bob
Hope in the previous year’s The Cat and
the Canary and her genre knowledge comes in handy, not to mention a
piercingly effective scream. Brewster’s tomboyish charm also helps to offset
the developing romance between Dr Jackson and Lind, which to be fair is less
intrusive than the usual pace-killing forced romances in comedies.
The hotel
provides the familiar old-fashioned tropes of candles, cobwebs, oppressive
shadows and bed-sheet spooks for the party to explore. Costello stumbles upon
an intriguing feature where his coat-hook trips devices that turn his room into
a clandestine casino of Matson’s. Smith is strangled by unidentified hands; his
body falls dead into our bumbling hero’s path and yet when the police turn up,
the corpse has vanished. The mystery and chills increase with another famous
sequence where Ferdie and Camille discuss a map whilst one candle moves by
itself across the desk, followed by the other levitating. His reaction each
time raises a smile, a panicky speechlessness that can only stutter out as
desperate Muttley wheezes till he can finally call out Chuck’s name. (Incidentally,
that distinctive high-pitched kiddy voice of Lou’s was a deliberate technique
borne of their early radio days when audience’s fed back that they couldn’t
tell the duo’s voices apart).
In the
climax, Lou discovers that Moose’s name was also a clue to the location of his
cash stash, falling out of the stuffed head as he becomes jammed in its maw – “I’ll
never join your lodge!” He them does a convinving enough imitation of a police
siren to scare off arriving gangsters who were in league with the bent cops.
Finally, the boys come full circle, if you’ve seen the uncut film, by owning
their own nightclub with the inherited loot and turning the restaurant tables
on the Maitre D’ who is now their harassed employee. This becomes a cue for the
Andrews Sisters to sing Aurora.
All told, Hold that Ghost is a pretty good
rehearsal for Abbott and Costello’s later full-on engagement with horror-comedy
raiding the vaults of Universal’s monster Hall of Fame, and put them back on
track as they rose to become the most profitable movie comics in the world.
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