Despite Val
Lewton and Jacques Tourneur briefly elevating the Haitian witchcraft-inspired
living dead in RKO’s hauntingly poetic I
Walked with a Zombie, later that same year the promising shoots were tramped
back into mud again by the only studio still making laughably ultra-cheap
zombie movies. For sheer cost-effective hackery, it was left to Monogram to go
do that voodoo that they did so badly.
Revenge of the Zombies (1943) was a dreary sequel to their
1941 shambolic shambler King of the
Zombies (reviewed on 5/12/2016) bringing back Manton Moreland as
scaredy-cat valet Jeff, as if he hadn’t enough punishment, and Madame
Sul-Te-Wan, High Priestess Tahama in the previous film and now a variation of
the same as housekeeper occultist Mammy Beulah. The title promises grisly vengeance
thrills, but of course from Poverty Row we are prepared for disappointment on
all levels. The plot is really a half-baked roadkill of horror movie and tepid
Nazi skulduggery co-written by Van Norcross and Edmund Kelso, the latter of
whom was the sole culprit behind King of
the Zombies. The director was the trilingual Steve Sekely who directed
films in his native Hungarian, English and German. Many years later he would redeem
himself helming 1963’s cult hit Day of
the Triffids.
Originally,
Bela Lugosi was to have been the lead in Revenge.
One of his perennial stage rehashes of Dracula
enabled him to dodge this bullet, if not saving him from the other wretched
Monogram films he would inhabit. In the meantime, the one plus point of this
turgid Z-movie is the opportunity to see another early lead role for John
Carradine in his first Monogram role, supplying cadaverous medical megalomania
as Dr Von Altermann, a German scientist seeking to provide the Fatherland with
a new master race of weaponised zombie soldiers. You should see the material he
has to work with, both on the page and the slab. No wonder the Third Reich lost
the war. His henchman Lazarus is a
pidgin-speaking zombie with upstanding Don King hair played by James Baskett - who
thankfully rose from this graveyard to become the first black male actor to win
an Academy Award for his Uncle Remus in Disney’s controversial Song of the South (1946). The ragbag
nascent army Von Altermann has created thus far consist of three men: one tubby,
one skeletal and a balding pensioner in a makeshift loin-cloth, all of whom
goose-step rather than shuffle in undead servitude. Nitzschean supermen they
are not.
Von
Altermann’s zero-budget experimenting has not gone completely unnoticed. His most
prized subject is his dead wife Lila (Veda Ann Borg) whose suspicious death by
poisoning is being investigated by her brother Scott Warrington (Mauritz Hugo)
and his friend, detective Larry Miller. Actor Robert Lowery would parlay such
hero roles as Miller into his time as the second screen incarnation of the Dark
Knight in Columbia’s 1949 Batman and
Robin serial, under former Monogram producer Sam Katzman. The two pals team
up with Dr Keating, a sometimes uncertain-looking Barry Macollum (who otherwise
displayed more confidence in a Broadway career spanning 1915-1968).
Moreland
meanwhile gets to interact for comic relief with Lazarus, who frightens him
with a deadpan admiration of his boss’s vehicle: “I drove car like this for
master…when I was alive”. Jeff also takes an immediate shine to Sybil Lewis’s
sassy Rosella who warns him that there are “Things walkin’ that ain’t got no
business walkin’”.
The crackpot
main plot sees Scott and Larry initially try a pointless masquerade passing
themselves off as each other during their sleuthing visit to Dr Von Altermann’s
house. Whilst this serves no practical purpose, it does afford them an
eyewitness view of Lila having been reactivated from her chapel of rest by
Lazarus as a zombie. Carradine uses the soothing gravitas of a funeral director
when claiming disbelief at this account. On the sly, he is negotiating with a
Nazi agent (Bob Steele) to earn his ticket back home with his invincible army
of half-naked extras. Steele then fakes being a police Sheriff to fool the
heroes into thinking their man has now been apprehended. If you think he looks
more like a cowboy in his wide-brimmed hat disguise, this is explained partly
by the fact that Steele’s movie career was almost entirely made up of western
roles for B-movies and then on TV. Moreover, unbeknownst to the mad doctor, his
character is really a U.S. agent pretending to be a Nazi pretending to be a
sheriff.
While we
give up trying to find any credibility in this story, Von Altermann realises
that he still has work to do in removing any reason and resistance in his
subjects. Lila, for example, shows intermittent signs of objecting to his
devilish orders, most notably by disappearing from the compound. Jeff finds a
murdered body in the forest, which then appears in the trunk of a car and then
is driven away just as his friends arrive to check it out.
Scott gets
in on the subterfuge again when he uncovers the scientist’s radio set used for
contacting the Third Reich and poses as the agent over the airwaves making
contact with them. Unfortunately Von Altermann apprehends him and has his
zombie slaves tie him up and chuck him into a closet. Outside, Mammy Beulah
summons Lila to come to Larry (by an irritatingly lame ‘ah-ooo’ wolf cry used
throughout the film). Entranced waters seemingly run deep as the semi-zombified
lady has a secret plot hidden away in her somnambulist state to destroy Von
Altermann. “Only his death can release the zombies”.
Lila asks
Larry to protect Scott till her plan comes to fruition at midnight. He aims to
do this through a full-dress dinner that the doctor has perplexingly invited
them both to attend. Wasn’t the snooping Scott a bound hostage of his a few
minutes ago? One has to admire his all-inclusive hospitality. Larry and Von
Altermann exchange veiled barbs of loaded one-upmanship until Larry and Scott
are both drugged by the dastardly doctor. Note the cliched, almost parodic
later-that-evening segue during the meal: a musical harp cue is heard as the
camera closes in then pulls out from the flowers on the table.
On the
subject of verging on parody, spare a thought for Von Altermann’s blackmailed
secretary Jennifer Rand, played by the unbelievably named Gale Storm. Better
suited to a porn star or a spoof super-hero, it was RKO who lumbered Texan
Josephine Cottle with this stage name while they had her under a brief
contract. These were the same marketing geniuses who hampered Val Lewton with
such albatross production titles as Cat
People and The Leopard Man. She
had the last laugh though, achieving the rare legacy of three Hollywood Walk of
Fame stars for a career of radio, recording and TV work.
One final
ruse is pulled whereby Larry is revealed to be awake, the Sheriff exposes his
real identity and with the aid of Jeff’s impressive axe-work on the laboratory
door, the heroes burst in on Von Altermann before he can operate on the
slumbering Scott. This is where Lila finally actions the title’s vendetta by
co-opting the growing platoon of zombies against Von Altermann that he was
building for Hitler’s use - though it’s hard to see how the Fuhrer would have
benefitted from a lacklustre conga line of refugees from a middle-aged toga
party. The doctor backs out into the forest where Lila sacrifices herself to
submerge them both in fatal swamp ooze. If only the Axis powers had been that
ineffectual in reality…
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