The last of
Bud and Lou’s riotous collisions with Universal’s vault of horror icons was in Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
(1955). This seems to have been long overdue in that detours were made after
tangling with the big three of Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolf Man by way of
half-hearted tangling with Boris Karloff, a belated crossing of paths with the
Invisible Man and then falling foul of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde before seemingly
realising they still had one more of the studio’s Hall of Fame to encounter.
Admittedly The Mummy as a franchise
had dragged its weary soul through enough diminishing quality sequels to
understandably seal its own sarcophagus from the inside. However, one last bid
was made to create laughs in the midst of fear around Lou’s panicky coward persona
and Bud’s overbearing know-it-all.
As we saw in
Meet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, there
were definite signs of weariness in the duo after almost two decades together
and 36 films. (This was to be their penultimate one together before finally
calling it a day with Dance with Me, Henry
the next year). Lou was still dogged by recurring rheumatic fever which caused
him to noticeably lose weight, and Bud now looked heavier than he. Meet the Mummy appears to be the only
one of their films where John Grant received sole screenplay credit after all
his years of service. Sadly it is a poor showcase for him.
Bud and Lou ,under
their stage names, are two pith-helmeted numbskull explorers seeking their fortune
in Cairo who get wind of the need for a couple of guys to chaperone the body of
Klaris, a mummy who in life guarded the tomb of Princess Ara. His corpse bears
a sacred medallion said to point to the location of her fabled treasure.
Inevitably the boys become a target for a cult led by a dark, satanic femme
fatale (aren’t they all when it comes to our heroes?) Madame Rontru, played
betwitchingly by Marie Windsor. In real life she was a protégé of Maria
Ouspenskaya, famous for her Gypsy Maleva in The
Wolf Man movies. Perhaps a little of the Polish grand dame’s occult flavour
was handed down to her almond-eyed student, a character ruthlessly pursuing the
medallion for her own gain.
The sinister
group will stop at nothing, firstly killing Klaris’s finder Dr Gustav Zoomer
(Kurt Katch). There is a smile-worthy moment when Lou listens to a tape Zoomer
made before he death in which he decrees that deaths awaits the acquisitive. “Ohhh”
Lou tails off, mournfully in response. Bud and Lou soon realise the deadly
import of the trinket after they have the bright idea of trying to sell it in
the marketplace to find out its true value. “It’s death to whoever find it!”
shrieks one trader. On hearing this, the dunderhead duo feud between themselves
in a restaurant set-piece in which they repeatedly conceal it in each other’s
hamburgers until Lou eats it with the kind of lingering, to-camera resigned reactions
reminiscent of Laurel and Hardy.
Madame
Rontru’s single-mindedness is so extreme that, when seduction fails, she forces
Lou to undertake an x-ray so she can prove the medallion is inside him and then
forcibly remove it – to expectedly fatal results. An amusingly surreal gag is
the crew’s shaking-up of him that results in the dislodged parts forming ‘HELP’
on the next scan.
The evil
lady boss teams up with the balding, sinister Semu (Richard Deacon) who she
will blithely double-cross on her way to the treasure. Genre fans may recognise
Deacon from the original 1956 Invasion of
the body Snatchers and The Birds
(1963), but here he subtracts any lustre from his scenes by delivering his
lines as though embalmed like his quarry. Also along for the wicked ride is
Michael Ansara in one of the early roles that made use of his Syrian colouring
to simulate different ethnicities – sometimes playing First Nation parts in
Westerns. Later he would find sci-fi fantasy stature as Klingon commander Kang across
Star Trek TV franchises: Star Trek (1966), Deep Space Nine (1993) and Voyager
in 1995.
With banal
villain lines like Semu’s “Two more mice come to nibble at the golden cheese”
we can be grateful that the last act at least has some enlivenment and one or
two chills in store within the tomb itself that Lou accidentally stumbles into
via a secret passage. The set design with its central sarcophagus and wall hieroglyphics
is impressively spacious, if uncannily clean and spartan like a modern
ballroom.
Lou is
terrorised by a flying bat, a mischievous skeleton and a giant process-shot
lizard. Eddie Parker, an
in-demand stuntman who doubled for Lon Chaney in his earlier Mummy sequels, embodies
Klaris and adds more substance to the threat level after he is awakened from
slumber. On the rampage he’s fairly convincing - which is more than can be said
for his bandaging which is evidently a one-piece suit instead of bound wrapping.
Following a lame three-way farce set-up involving a trio of mummies (Klaris,
one of the henchman and Bud), Parker may well raise a goosebump or two in the
faint-of-heart as he goes after the treacherous Rontru. Bullets are no match
for him; ultimately it takes a sizeable wedge of dynamite to blow him up in a death
more excitingly rendered than some of the genuine horror endings of the
original film series.
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy is a weak ending to their experiments
in horror-comedy hybrids. All too often the movies were cut-and-shut vehicles fused
together from disparate elements without due care for roadworthiness. Only Meet the Invisible Man found an artful
way to mix genres. There is a sense as well with this last one of the boys’
ongoing struggle with the watering-down of their plots. They had often
complained about the preponderance of song and dance ‘interruptions’ insisted
upon by Universal; Meet the Mummy
shoe-horns in a song by Peggy King and no less than three sneaked-in
choreographed dance numbers.
Despite tax
problems that later bedevilled them, Abbott and Costello could look back on a
monumental run of over twenty years together that conquered every medium they
worked in – from theatre to radio, film to television – and at one point made
them the most popular and highest paid entertainers in the world...
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